Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 8, 2016

ding dong

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

by cammamungeing July 21, 2018

Ding single

This is a very bad person most likely a scammer and probably is involved with communism

Ding singles usually have the worst team in there fansty league

Yo I heard that kid is a ding single let's go rob him and ruin his fansty football team

by Brandon wojanh September 6, 2022

sling a ding

A toy used to hold your penis connected to youre asshole

Hey jack can i use youre sling a ding

dolland

by CaRsOnDaLEGEND April 23, 2018

Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi May 15, 2018

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018

Ding Bat

A bat that is flying into a metal object, making the sound 'ding!'

Did you see that ding bat? It was the loudest one to fly into that pole yet!

by lungsgnul February 1, 2010