The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.
“Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”
“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”
“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”
by urbansplatt July 20, 2019

by Dixxie Longg May 9, 2020

i went to my AA group last nite they explained that everyone is different and its hard to get off alcohol sometimes...
by titicaca September 20, 2003

Everybody on the school bus was nice to the girl next door because she had big jugs by middle school. Everybody except for the one faggot next door.
That guy would be a fuckin faggot even if he didn't go to trial for it, he's the one that didn't compliment her on her tits because he was too busy thinking about dicks to notice. Everybody knew he was always different, like Rudoplh the red nosed reindeer.
by The Original Agahnim October 17, 2021

“Same shit different bitch” a term coined by Cobey to describe a scenario where a different scenario results in a similar outcome.
I got a new roomba from a different company but it still doesn’t work. Man “same shit different bitch.”
by Correctmf1 November 5, 2024

When Rob came back to the cafe after spending a few months working at that new restaurant downtown, I asked what it was like there. He said, "Same shit different outhouse."
by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020

by thebtchyouhate November 27, 2023
