the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025

《¤》Dexter《¤》Mandrake《¤》Dexter《¤》

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😱: 《¤》Dexter《¤》Mandrake《¤》Dexter《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Snack Food Dexterity

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.

by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

A Tony Dexter

The act of being quite an ignorant semi-racist, on a facebook post/thread about Sailing some Boats

Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?

Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.

by Diogeknees November 26, 2020

Pulling a Dexter!

Someone who misses a record by just a few milliseconds and disappoints all the spectators.

Source: (Trackmania Streamer: DexteR771)

Gamer misses a record by X milliseconds.
Chat: "Damn he is again pulling a Dexter!"

by aenix May 28, 2022

Pulling a Dexter!

Someone who misses a record by a few milliseconds and disappoints his entire audience.

Source: DexteR771 (Trackmania Streamer on Twitch)

Streamer fails the X-th time to get an "easy" record.
Chat: "Damn he's again pulling a Dexter!"

by aenix May 30, 2022