Derek

Bitch ass boy who is gay who prolly is aways doing dumb shit

Your a Derek ass

by Derek ott February 24, 2019

derek

player, sexy, a tease, good rapper, colbylover, mexican, funny, hellla body, short, wrestles, only object of life is to get girls, gay, loves boobies, big dick.

gotta love that derek

by zebraprincess July 3, 2011

derek

An individual knwn to many as a scumbag a person who is greedy r self-centered. A fool easily manipulated by females known as kelsey.Or even just random girls. Origin from mexico but enjoys to deny it. Enjoys tacos from the bell but will settle for garbage or road kill on the weekends. Very dangerous individual not just for his reputation as a sex fein but also as a bully, enjoys breaking fingers and thimbs on peoples faces. Drives a creepy mini van and can be identified just from saying "hi little girl" or "i have candy in my van". Last but not least an individual who also loves to endulge in the pleasures of life. Such as frequent preteen hokups exc exc. Beware of this mexican sex fein. 1. Do nt enter the van 2. Do not go near the van 3. Do not look at the van, infact just dont eat candy. PS. His weakness arer his arms for they are balloons and will pop to a pin .

"Mr Jamies is a creeper"

"Derek lovees tacos"

"My child is missing","Oh no she got dereked"

"I got dereked"

by Avitor October 25, 2006

Derek

Most often a blonde. Usually talented with words and artistic. Guys with this name often are prone to collecting comic books and action figures. It is impressive if they are able to find a mate, even more so if they are able to produce offspring. Luckily they have a great sense of humor, are unselfish lovers (sometimes), and make good husbands.

I almost "dereked" when I considered rewatching all of the X-Men movies.

by supersexymom January 31, 2010

Derek

a large male primape with jelly rolls and a muffin top. his habitat is anywhere the strange creature can find food or anything to eat

wow what a derek
you eat to much you derek

by iluvshmeckle April 4, 2009

Derek

A musco boi who du duh deep frie for duh $2.95, free devrivery onry on tuisdauy (erryday is duh tuisdauy!)

Duh ferrow ashian: Herrow sur, are yous duh Derek?

Derek: Yus sur, I deep frie for duh $2.95! Drasgon devrivery fvree onry on duh Tuesday (erryday is duh tuesday!)

by Herrow Sur September 11, 2010

Derek Sims

A singer / actor / celebutante.

...and the Oscar goes to Derek Sims!

by Derek Sims May 23, 2008