Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.

"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!

by big bert13 March 1, 2011

doo-doo pot

Toilet. Commode.

Passing excessive gas, a person says, "Excuse me, I have to go to the doo-doo pot."

by Deaf Drummer December 23, 2008

doo doo schmere

1.The shit marks on the toilet after you flush.
2.The shit that doesn't want to be flushed down the toilet.

Damn that doo doo schmere makes my toilet look like a chocolate,vanilla swirled icecream cone.

by king poopie February 10, 2007

doo doo

a word only young idiots say to you when their frustrated. Annoying!

Your songs are doo doo!

by Damney January 7, 2020

Doo Doo

A very ugly girl that doesn't like her name.

"Hey here come's DOO DOO!!

by MilkySilky June 2, 2021

Doo doo

Something that comes out of your asshole when you sit on a toilet.

I'm gonna go take a doo doo.

by Kate's fedora December 17, 2019

Doo doo nigga fart sex

The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex

Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex

by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025