The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.
Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013
Get the Knotty Dodgemug. by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
Get the Shannon dodgingmug. A person/s who avoids a challenge or confrontation from another person/s due to being fearful of the consequences or what might occur during said challenge/ confrontation.
by Slavokia April 20, 2019
Get the Dodgemug. Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.
by MuddyBottoms August 22, 2022
Get the doggie dodgemug. How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.
by big eye bandit January 5, 2019
Get the Dick Dodgingmug. by Benny spaghetti May 9, 2022
Get the Da big dodgemug. One of the "Big Three" truck brands in the United States. Usually known for a dash that is sun bleached and will break if you breathe on it too hard, and also blown transmissions. Most Dodge owners have a tell about their sexuality, being that if they have the tow mirrors flipped up, you can most assuredly assume that they are not heterosexual.
Brian: Hey dude I just got a dodge! I can't wait to take you for a ride!
Phil: You know im a Ford guy! So you'd better flip your tow mirrors up!
Phil: You know im a Ford guy! So you'd better flip your tow mirrors up!
by FoundOnRoadDead November 13, 2020
Get the Dodgemug.