Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.
After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.
by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020
Get the Draft Dodgemug. Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.
Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *
Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro
Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.
Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro
Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.
by CrazyFegelein231 February 23, 2024
Get the Dodged that casemug. by It's bitch day bitch September 10, 2020
Get the Bam Shock Dodgemug. One of the "Big Three" truck brands in the United States. Usually known for a dash that is sun bleached and will break if you breathe on it too hard, and also blown transmissions. Most Dodge owners have a tell about their sexuality, being that if they have the tow mirrors flipped up, you can most assuredly assume that they are not heterosexual.
Brian: Hey dude I just got a dodge! I can't wait to take you for a ride!
Phil: You know im a Ford guy! So you'd better flip your tow mirrors up!
Phil: You know im a Ford guy! So you'd better flip your tow mirrors up!
by FoundOnRoadDead November 13, 2020
Get the Dodgemug. Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
by Papazpizza2 April 20, 2023
Get the Dodge Dakota Club Cabmug. Me: BAM SHOCK DODGE!
by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021
Get the Bam Shock Dodgemug. 