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Kick N' Dodge

When you are in a difficult situation and need to muscle out of it this is your game plan.
The man with the NRA hat said "Y'all have four-wheel drive, you can just kick n' dodge outta this Prius-caused cluster fuck of ice and snow."
by sarahp_3 November 29, 2010
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Bam Shock Dodge

A bam shock dodge is what happens when you majestically dodge a shock in mario kart.
by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021
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Dodge

by Big papy November 16, 2021
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Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025
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snoop dodge

by Tyrellquinter April 23, 2017
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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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