Dickhead

Def. 1) A terrible condition that affects most of the people you will ever meet causing a penis to grow off of said person's forehead.

Def. 2) That kid in your science class that deliberately failed all his tests making him "cool".
Def. 3) Your Boss and most of your colleagues.

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you suffer from Dickhead Syndrome.
Your Boss: Is it bad?
Doctor: It's the most severe case that I've ever seen. It is possibly fatal.

by WittyBanterBus September 16, 2016

Dickhead

Some jock loser called Dewey.

"do you know Dewey? They're suchhh a dickhead!"

by Flippynips April 14, 2025

Dickhead

Someone who can easily be mistaken as a fucking spastic and somebody no one likes not even their family

Mickey is a fucking Dickhead

by True words by Oliver October 28, 2019

Dickhead

Used as affectionate form of banter (Midlands only maybe)

Girl: are you still coming over tonight or what.

Lad: chill dickhead,yes I’ll see you soon.

by White wallabie February 28, 2018

Retarded Dickhead

A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.

Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"

Rude Person "No."

Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."

by Ineedsomehead July 25, 2024

dickhead

a person who has the shape of a male reproductive system

a dickhead in that area

by jojo_siwa January 20, 2021

Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.

Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.

by Spiderwikipeida June 3, 2024