In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.
In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.
In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.
Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”
Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”
Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”
by CrazyCronker47 July 12, 2025
Get the Elastic Defensemug. Used by member's of Britain's right wing Conservative Party as a last resort when they have no valid defense or comeback; especially during Prime Minister's Question Time.
Weak leader Rishi Sunak seems particularly fond of using it despite the argument being largely irrelevant now as Jeremy Corbyn no longer sits as a Labour party member.
Background:
The animosity towards Jeremy Corbyn stems from a successful smear campaign orchestrated by the Conservative party, especially during the 2019 election campaign where it was aided by the UK's overwhelmingly right wing media including the supposedly neutral BBC.
Weak leader Rishi Sunak seems particularly fond of using it despite the argument being largely irrelevant now as Jeremy Corbyn no longer sits as a Labour party member.
Background:
The animosity towards Jeremy Corbyn stems from a successful smear campaign orchestrated by the Conservative party, especially during the 2019 election campaign where it was aided by the UK's overwhelmingly right wing media including the supposedly neutral BBC.
Example of The Corbyn Defense:
"Let's not forget that the opposition wanted Corbyn as Prime Minister"
"Let's not forget that the opposition wanted Corbyn as Prime Minister"
by SerpyDerpy January 27, 2023
Get the The Corbyn Defensemug. When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.
Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”
by na-meme42 April 21, 2024
Get the Fort Knox defensivemug. A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.
by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024
Get the Israel Defense Forcesmug. The Hartman Defense is, in general, when a person simply proclaims they have no knowledge of anything at all, therefore could not be guilty of anything, ever. Defendant simply raises their voice and shouts "I don't know nothin'". It is brilliant in it's simplicity.
Attorney: Where were you on the night of July 22nd, 2013?
Defendant: I plead The Hartman Defense.
Attorney: Please elaborate.
Defendant: I don't know nothin'!
Judge: (pounds gavel) Case dismissed.
Defendant: I plead The Hartman Defense.
Attorney: Please elaborate.
Defendant: I don't know nothin'!
Judge: (pounds gavel) Case dismissed.
by BUBBS January 17, 2014
Get the The Hartman Defensemug. by Mr.Movado October 4, 2011
Get the Vagina defensemug. The university of Guelph Ontario Canada using its artillery for humane society treatment of mongrels, and coyotes
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
Get the In self defensemug.