Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

National Creampie Day

On this day any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Marcus: Happy National Creampie Day

Tiffany: what do you mean

Marcus: it means I get to fold you like a pretzel all day today.

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling

My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Peppermint Creampie

When you cum in, and shove a candy cane up someones ass, before tossing their salad like Santa Claus eats cookies on Christmas Eve.

Bro Last night I gave my girlfriend a Peppermint Creampie, and my breath was fresh for hours.

by BottoBottoSookSook October 29, 2021

Cuban Creampie

A regular creampie, but with a lot of screaming and alcohol. A trademark move by broke Cubans in Florida.

“Last night I won $4 at a poker game so my wife screamed at me while I gave her a Cuban Creampie.”

by Woodeux April 2, 2019

Boston Creampie

A crème and chocolate bagel like thing.

Definition: when cum (white/crème) and shit (brown/chocolate) become mixed together in side rectum (like the enclose bagel)

Me: I’m about to cum in your ass
Her: wait! Your dick is too deep in my ass I feel like I’m about to shit
Me: Do it!
Her: *Does it*
Me: haha babe check this out it looks like the Boston Crème Pie we had at the restaurant

Her: oh my gosh it does)

When you’re f’n someone in the ass and they start to shit you as you cum.

Boston Creampie: Cum and shit mixed together inside the rectum

Baby when you cum I’m going on shit on your dick and give you a Boston crème pie

by theBURRS July 21, 2022

National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why are you whipping your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, go grab some lube”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023