sour creaming

the act of kicking someone you know less well from the party.

player1 "im sorry player5.... you got to go.."
player5 "why? 🥺"
player1 "my sinceresd apology as i can't put it into words that would make this situation look fine but fate has decided that we need to be sour creaming you today.. i wish you the best on your games today but we can't be part of the joy you will experience today. we love you </3"
*player5 kicked*
*new player5 joins*
player1 "WAZZAAAA"
player2 "WAZZAAAA"
player3 "WAZZAAAA"
player4 "WAZZAAAA"
player5 "WAZZAAAA.. did you guys just sourcream the other fifth?"
player1 "ye :/"

by ominouspink June 24, 2025

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

How's It Creaming?

Synonymous with "How's it going?" or "How are you doing".

"Hey, Jack! How's it creaming?"
"It's creaming great bro, thanks for asking!"

by CreamBoy97 October 7, 2021

Clit S(creaming)

Dropping a Nut into a chick and then scream as loud as you can into that phat poosie so all the billions of racers know when to start.

Clit S(creaming) is defined as the start of the race. also SOS.. my girl is trying suck my titties... potential side effect of using the method

by 45BonQueef May 18, 2024

Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Junior

A name that you can call someone who is a of Black Civil Rights Activist, who goons on a daily basis.

Nathan: Are you taking my rights away because I'm a brown boy who likes to goon to Dandy's World characters?
Ms. Kelly: You are a disgusting brown dirty Martin Nigga Luther Cream King Diddy Daddy Junior!
Nathan: Fuck Biggie

by [e-mail] May 9, 2025

cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.

"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."

by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008

crackinged

To be boned senseless by someone who incontrollably nods their head.

Glennda barked as she was crackinged by Becks

by whitters1001 December 8, 2006