Hairy Crater

A very hairy asshole

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater

by A very fat man October 28, 2017

Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.

I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.

by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018

Josh Creamer

When ur sad as hell but u act like ur not

“Aye bro stop being such a josh creamer I know you’re upset”

by jdnsisnxos October 13, 2018

Strawberry Cramper

A Strawberry Cramper (also known as a Chicken Mummfler) is a type of action that causes the suffocation of a feminine lizard (named otherwised as the Female Boogaloo). This action is highly dangerous and often results in spontaneous and putrid combustion. This action is commonly done by those in the furry community (a group of those who are attracted to animals) and is recommended to not be viewed apon by the normal eyes.

Finding satisfaction in this act is considered a crime in the Philippines, North Korea, and most of the U.S.A. (most notably the state of Alabama).

"While walking down the street i saw Fred giving the neighborly Female Boogaloo a Strawberry Cramper.".

by Warrior's_Dream June 27, 2019

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Cooper Cromer

A very fat kid who whines and cries about getting made fun of cause he is a soft, fragile puss

Yo that fat kid is such a Cooper Cromer

by ThatSmartGuy606 October 13, 2020