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cougar bits

the prey of the urban cougar (i.e. a mature woman who explores a predilection for younger men). typically a male in his late teens to mid 20's. synonym(s): bobcat
Paul: "Dude, Susie 30-something over there is totally looking at you like cougar bits."

Alex: "Well, I am pretty tasty. I HEART COUGARS!"
by Cashmoneyrolls June 9, 2007
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The Cougar

The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.
Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR!!!" BAM....(dead on floor)
by James Marcopolo March 17, 2008
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Cougar tag

An intermediate drivers license or learners permit that allows a teen to legally drive a cougar around.
I just went to the DOL and picked up my cougar tag, now i have to pick up women twice my age to drive.
by tinny mctaptap January 28, 2009
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blue cougar

when Pope Prep absolutely brutally pounds any other team by shoving the big E ROBB down the d-line so hard that it must result in a touchdown
kid a: did yall lose to jp2?
kid b: yeah they shoved blue cougar down our throat
by applebeesbeaner74 September 2, 2021
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Grade Cougar

A woman who is romantically, sexually, etc. involved with someone who is at a younger grade then themselves -- typically women named Emilia are in this category
"Oh did you see that senior and her junior boyfriend?

"Yea, she is such a grade cougar"
by abbey09 March 5, 2018
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Cougar Nip

(noun) A young man who is attractive to older women.
Did you see the movie where the boy took off his shirt? Now, that was some cougar nip!
by Little Boo May 8, 2011
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cougar milf

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.
Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.
by elive May 29, 2017
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