Cosmico

Cosmico is the most powerful being in the multiverse , he can warp reality and bend spacetime to his whim , he is also the coolest guy in the entire multiverse and has unimaginable amount of sense of humor , Most people wish to be like him but none are even remotely successful in their attempts to imitate him .

Cosmico

1) Warp's Reality
2) Loves Pyjamas
3) Like to wear suits

4) Watches anime
5) is COOL

"Hey i was trying to imitate Cosmico but i failed" , said Brad to Tom

by Mr Paranormal July 16, 2020

Cosmic brownie

Is what you call a gay blackie.

Look, a cosmic brownie is sucking dick

by Keaton MW. Boltz February 19, 2021

Cosmic Cast

The funniest podcast on the internet, run by CosmicDomino, DaAngryDemon, IronyAmi, and SuperGaming Dude

Chad 1: Do you listen to the Cosmic Cast?

Chad 2: Of course!

by EveryonesFave May 24, 2021

coscia coscia mama mia

1.) subject line of a facebook message that continues: you have a very sexy last name. I hope your persona reflects that.
2.) can be used in general to describe when a guy you don't know hits on you in a creepy way

who was that boy? he totally just coscia coscia mama mia-ed me. i had to tell him i was married before he left me alone

by coscia fan March 15, 2007

comcastrophe

1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) Receive crappy service

COMCASTROPHE!

by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009

comcast

The biggest Cable service provider in North America. The fact that they are the biggest cable internet provider in North America and you can still run all your favorite P2P without restrictions says something about them. Yes they had SEVERE reliability probems back when they upgraded everyone to ~45KB UP 420KB Down for a few months but thats been fixed. If you want REAL satellite TV service get C-band. Thats the dishes the 8 foot dishes you see abandoned in most dumbasses yards.

1. I transfer 150 GB a month of warez with my Comcast and everythings fine. All that I do is stay away from Kazaa to avoid getting owned by the RIAA. Can your DSL do that?
2. I took my cable modem to my friends house for the LAN party and we had fast internet service. Can your DSL do that?
3. I found a free TV that some one was throwing out, connected it to Comcast Cable and watched channels 2-125 with no compression artifacts with a total cost of $0.00, can your DirecTV do that?
4.I ordered a PPV movie and watched it at my convenience with ON DEMAND for 24 hrs. Can your DirecTV do that?
5. Back in the day all i did was order some stuff to watch free DirecTV and they sued me for the amount assuming i watched every PPV and premium channel similtaniously 24/7, more then ill ever make in 10 lifetimes cause all wanted to do is watch that PPV wrestling and maybe some free porn with my friend Bubba. Thanks DirecTV!!!

by Thuggin` September 26, 2005

Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)

Someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc... names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering Midlife Crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from COMC (Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis.)

Just now, I was chatting in the room with someone I have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f'ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn't lose it to terms of service violations.) I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)

by JayyTheOrc January 9, 2009