corn fed

Describes your typical midwesterner. A white guy or girl who is large and stocky but in a healthy way. Corn fed women have child-bearing hips and corn fed men play football. Not attractive, but not ugly either, just plain. They're simple, friendly folks, sweet as apple pie, but lack complexity. Make good husbands and wives, but will bore you to death if you try to have an intelligent conversation with one.

Steve settled down with some corn fed girl from Indiana. Now he'll spend the rest of his dull, miserable existence raising kids and mulching his yard.

by Moe Moo August 25, 2006

space corn

Like corn, only in space.

"Space corn... space oats... space wheat..."

by lunar April 4, 2003

butter the corn

To masturbate to ejaculation.

Man, I went down to the sperm bank to butter the corn.

by jotthedot February 26, 2008

holding corn

your looking for trouble/ ur expecting ppl to @ you

"why you indirecting bruv? your holding corn

by da one mandems textin November 29, 2017

corn rows

hair style commonly seen worn by african americans

yo dawg, check out dem corn rows on dat girl

by DeMiND July 1, 2004

corn dog

To corn dog someone is to knee them up there ass when they dont expect it. Usually if you are in some sort of line and someone cuts in front of you just corn dog the person and yell owned in their face when they are crying on the ground

"Mikey was being really gay today so i decided to give him a nice little corn dog."

by Winga December 2, 2005

why are there corn?

A question once phrased in Biology class, due to frustration to the ridiculous questions being asked in class. Can be used as a question to a hard task one is faced with (usually in frustration or anger).

Mr. D: O.K. class, tonight's homework is CH. 1 sections 1-4 and all review questions.
Tom (frantically flipping through his book): Good Lord!!! Why are there corn?
Tom P: What the hell did you just say?
Tom: Nevermind, man. You wouldn't understand my anger right now.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008