Conk

Coke, only danker

"Do you prefer conk or bepis?"

by badoing a doing November 2, 2017

Conk

Someone who has a Fat head

Jack you are a conk

by USKET123 August 24, 2018

Chonk

An individual of large horizontal stature.

Stacey is a bit of a Chonk.

by bigthompson11 June 19, 2019

Chonked

When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome

"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"

by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020

Chonko_vr

The gayest vr player known to man.

Oh my god is that Chonko_vr? Run away quick before he tickles your willy

by Chonko_vr April 15, 2022

conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

Clonkey

It is a cross between calling someone a Clown and a Donkey. Used in a negative way towards someone so stupid you can't decide whether to call them a Fuckin' Clown or a Fuckin' Donkey.

That fuckin' guy's such a clonkey. Plural - Her and her whole crew are a bunch of clonkies.

by JMForReal April 26, 2013