consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023

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Consmash

This innocent boy hears voices that aren't there. Never Bradding on the weekend, Consmash spends his time thinking about eats and wanting to neck. Don't let consmash bite you because his frothy mouth is infected with rabies.

"Connnorrrr, I know you want to eat"
"Did you see Consmashes new lego porn video?"

by sooofick February 28, 2023

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Consistent through-line

Nope. I told you not to do that. Called it fault adjacent.

Hym "I mean there is a pretty consistent through-line..."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

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Consumela

Consumela; Group, Clan, Family; A group who follows set rules or tenets, however are either lighthearted, joking, or family-like based groups

Used typically for those who do not wish to be associated as a cult, but have no better word

- “Hey, have you heard of this new Consumela? They are hilarious and super kind!”

- - “Have you heard of the Minion Consumela? It’s quite a funny group, always talking about the small yellow guys with goggles!”

by Alexander’s Raven July 15, 2023

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consommatrice

A female consumer, in French
Occasionally, in some (not French-speaking?) countries, a night-club woman, where the (male) customer offers her expensive drinks. She may act as an escort.

The customer is served with alcohol but the consommatrice is secretely served with tea instead.

by anonymous August 11, 2023

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