consumitive

the playstation username of a playstation user

Noah: yo you wanna get a squad for warzone?

Zach: bro who?

Noah: bro just invite consumitive

Zach: nah bro he’s dawg shit

by cumcuddler August 10, 2023

Consumo Reports

A published-for-da-general-public-BY-da-general-public periodical dat details and compares how skilled-'n'-successful da contemporary athletes in da wrestling world are.

My girlfriend and I love to engage in playful tussles, but it's just all in fun; nuthin' to contact Consumo Reports about!

by QuacksO November 13, 2023

consultocracy

when the government outsources its own duties & responsibilities to consultant types. When it seeks their help to answer basic questions and solve problems. This act is done to promote the government's own narratives, consolidate power and reaffirm their existing beliefs.

The consultants would be required to produce a powerpoint presentation (aka "A DECK") on it. The deck shall have a minimum of 3 pie charts, 6 graphs, small font, cheesy acronyms, 2 inspirational quotes attributed to random dead thinkers & philosophers, and flourish animation.

As a result decision-making becomes a chaotic blend of wisdom, whimsy, & wild suggestions resembling a brainstorming session gone hilariously wrong.

In the land of consultocracy, the Supreme Leader's attempt to fix potholes involved a committee of experts deliberating on the most efficient shapes for them, while the roads continued to resemble a lunar surface.

by Kumbhakaran December 27, 2023

Consuela male

A being above an alpha male, with immense power. They need more lemon pledge yet cannot buy it themselves. SUPER RARE.

Misser John: "Go by lemon pledge yourself"
Consuela Male: "Nó... nó"

Alpha Male: "I saw a Consuela male and pissed myself from fear"

by Father🫃 January 4, 2024

Consumpussieater

A person who loves eating lots of pussy because it's like Chinese food, you could never get full.

I can continue to maintain my diet because I am a consumpussieater

by Klittzup January 20, 2024

Consumertism

Used for people who fall into severe consumerism through worshipping clothing, idols, car brands, music, social media, etc. Their entire existence is based on consuming instead of being a person.

Yeah, Mike has severe consumertism.

by GainToGlory February 16, 2024

consumptuated air

when you have the most insane hiccups lol

my consumptuated air is wild rn

by consumpuated air bag March 8, 2024