Go commit die

The worst thing to say to someone in roblox because it is the equivalent to go kill yourself.

Some kids figured out how to pass the censoring system by saying go commit die

by anonymous April 22, 2021

Commitment Whore

Someone who is desperate for meaningful/long lasting relationships and seeks them out.

Girl 1: “I’m talking to this new guy, I can see it lasting a long time!”
Girl 2: “you think every guy is the one, your such a commitment whore”

by BigBrownChungus March 8, 2025

commit green ogre

BECOME SHREK

go commit green ogre noob

by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 2, 2020

Go commit listen to WAP

The ultimate insult or threat

You should go commit listen to wap

by LittenKitten March 15, 2022

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019