Colorado Bulldog

NOUN: One who attempts style through poor quality merchandise but lacks quality genetics resulting in issues as basic as breathing.

He had no money and wore Chinese garbage head to foot. He was a Colorado Bulldog

by Phil McKracken again February 6, 2025

Young Voices of Colorado

Young voices of Colorado is a fairly terrible choir housed by depressed children. Especially the signature gorls as they are yelled at daily.

Young Voices of Colorado taught me many life lessons such as bottling up your breakdowns until you are physically incapable of emotion.

by MavenLives August 5, 2021

Colorado

Cold. Need I say more?

Colorado is so fucking cold. But I mean aye weeds legal

by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022

Colorado

The state that is wayyy better than California. No matter what those definitions say. I mean, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Colorado Sunrise.

Colorado is the absolute best.

by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows October 5, 2019

Colorado Rocky

It involves a rope, gasoline, and fire. Mann you don’t even want to know

When me and Phillip get back imma give him the colorado rocky

by Big Benoit July 1, 2023

colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.

While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)

by biggrizz August 2, 2014

Colorado Rooster

When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.

"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"

by GoofyNooba January 14, 2018