Jake Coles

So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women

oh look its Jake Coles he is so annoying

by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023

bitter coleslaw

an epic gc that changed its name for no reason

dude get on bitter coleslaw we playin gartic phone

by voiding October 11, 2023

Jalapeño Coleslaw

J. Cole’s real name.

Person 1: My fav song is wet dreamz
Person 2: By J. Cole??
Person 1: Yeah but I like to call him by his full name, Jalapeño Coleslaw

Person 2: Homie wtf

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

Cheeks Coleslaw

Something gay

Did you do cheeks coleslaw?
That’s gay isn’t it?

by Ehhdyenehdw March 19, 2024

Central Michigan coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021

caldwell county coleslaw

When your wife gives you a blow job but before she swallows she gives your brother a hickey.

"She must have performed the Caldwell County Coleslaw, because he gave his brother his wife and the double wide to go with her"

by dirtydavis November 8, 2021

National make out with Coleson day

A day we all just sit down and make out with Coleson.

Oh man! It’s national make out with coleson day! I can’t wait to smack my lips against his.

by Coleson lover 420 April 18, 2023