The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.
Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
by jd4_7 November 24, 2011
Get the Futon Comamug. A state of body and mind where a person goes into a comatose state after a night of drinking and smoking. The person is usually found slouched in a chair or lying on the ground, unresponsive, and with eyes shut or nearly so but yet still trying to be a part of said party. Named after me since it was such a common occurrence.
by Ben DeBliek Anderson April 7, 2008
Get the Coma Ben Ladenmug. The come down from methamphetamine.
by DDGDevice February 7, 2017
Get the three day comamug. by Rutta11 June 22, 2016
Get the post coma bonermug. Sad coma
One form of clinical depression, when a person is depressed to the point of immobility, unable to get up and do the functions of normal daily life.
One form of clinical depression, when a person is depressed to the point of immobility, unable to get up and do the functions of normal daily life.
"What's up, dude? You haven't been to classes or the dining hall for three days."
"I'm in a Sad coma, man I'm deeply bummed out. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't even get out of my room.
Dude, this is serious. You need to get help. Lemme give you the number of my therapist. I've been where you are, and he really helped.
"I'm in a Sad coma, man I'm deeply bummed out. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't even get out of my room.
Dude, this is serious. You need to get help. Lemme give you the number of my therapist. I've been where you are, and he really helped.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou February 16, 2019
Get the Sad comamug. The state of complete relaxation experienced by government employees on a Friday (or any other day for that matter). Often induced by too much alcohol and too little work. The Queens park coma takes it's name from the Ontario provincial parliament, Toronto.
Person 1: How was work?
Person 2: Dude, it was awesome. I drank like 3 beers at lunchtime, laid back in my chair with the TV on and fell into a Queens park coma!
Person 2: Dude, it was awesome. I drank like 3 beers at lunchtime, laid back in my chair with the TV on and fell into a Queens park coma!
by 1982jefe April 24, 2009
Get the Queens park comamug. 1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
fat hangover food coma
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
fat hangover food coma
by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011
Get the Carb Coma Cuddlemug.