chuckle out loud 

Chuckle Out Loud: typed COL. To serve as an alternate to the overused Laugh Out Loud (LOL). A more truthful expression for those times when you do not actually laugh but rather giggle or snicker to yourself.

Jess:I cannot believe I just cut myself slicing an avocado.
Me: Chuckle out loud types : COL

Jess: I just walked into a sliding glass door. LOL
Me: Chuckle out loud types : COL

chuckle out loud by JDogKap June 14, 2016

Chuckle Nut 

Adj: A way to refer to someone as an absolute bafoon, idiot, or dumbass.

Person#1 - Look at that guy who just fell
Person#2 - What a Chuckle Nut

Chuckle Nut by BIG BAFOON October 8, 2022

dummy-chucker 

1. Original meaning: A confidence man who practices the early twentieth century con game of dummy-chucking.

2. A person who fakes epileptic seizures in order to gain sympathy or charity, as in the short story "The Dummy-Chucker" by Arthur Somers Roche.

3. Any person who fakes injury or illness in order to gain sympathy, charity or compensation.

Dummy-chucking is a fraud in which a mannequin (or dummy) is placed on a roadway on a dark night. If a vehicle runs over the dummy then the confidence man runs onto the road, throws (chucks) the dummy out of sight and then lays down in its place and pretends to have painful injuries. If the driver stops to see what happened then the dummy-chucker begs for monetary compensation.

dummy-chucker by Dyslexic Van Buren June 23, 2010

Chuck Testa 

What ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s Chuck Testa.

Chuck Testa refers to Chuck Testa who is a taxidermist from Ojai Valley, California. To advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. If it looks alive, it’s not, it’s Chuck Testa. If there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s Chuck Testa.

You thought this was another meme, well in ways your right, nope! Chuck Testa.

Chuck Testa by calimani77 September 16, 2011

Chuck Bass'd 

You've Chuck Bass'd someone when you've had sex with a girl and dumped her the following morning or even the same night.
Inspired by the womanizing character named Chuck bass from the television series named Gossip Girl.

Sandy: "He dumped me just after we had sex!"
Joey: "Looks like you got Chuck Bass'd. Did you at least make it to the morning? "

Chuck Bass'd by Timothy Johnsonson October 4, 2009

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 5, 2005

Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash

"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."

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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"

"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."

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Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010