Chris

An annoying person often described as half human half rat, known to have small penises and gay hair. Wanders the sewers mating with other vermin.

Johnny: "What the fuck is that in my room, is that a rat?"

Mike: "That's just a Chris"

by fagchops January 5, 2010

Chris

A Christopher (or a Chris) is someone who wears red cardigans, goes to shows, & aims their legs in 90 degree angles. Sports a curly hairdo & is taller than 90% of the population.

- Is Chris going to the show?
- Obviously.

by danielaa December 15, 2008

Chris

Fuckboy Supreme

So i dated Chris and that was a no no.

by Fuckboy Supreme October 13, 2016

Chris

A guy with an alright personality, but can be a dick at times, not that attractive, quite lanky with a big nose, a nice person.

Girl: I met this guy, he's nice but not attractive and can be a dick.
Friend: Oh so he's a Chris?

by caitsmile November 1, 2012

Chris

A faggot

you are a chris

by Dr366 December 8, 2016

Chris

Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.

Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.

by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012

Chris

That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.

Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!

by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019