A well mannered guy who is very quiet. He speaks with a voice so low you would assume that he is a timid individual...which fits perfectly with his nerdy hair style the comb over! Lets not forget when he's out conducting business the clothing he choses to wear isn't much different. Now you wouldn't expect nothing less then a person who is very generous but not because he is known to be wealthy but almost as if he was splurging to obtain friends! Once you really get to know a Christopher you will realize all of what you thought you knew was a BIG lie as he is quiet the deciever! Its almost safe to say he is just a fraud... a thug that's under cover. Some may even say his presence is like taking a gamble with your life. Like a dope phein with a addiction Christopher can be to ones life. He's one guy that draws attention ... When he's around every ones mind some how becomes cloudy!!!
by Dakota Stryker August 23, 2017
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by goodnite November 17, 2010
Get the Christopher mug.A college in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia known for being drier then the Sahara Desert. The students have the superiority complex of UVa kids and think everyone else is trashy, yet while they're playing World of Warcraft and watching entire seasons of Family Guy on a Friday night, students at every other college are out getting laid. Go figure.
"I'm transferring to community college."
"Dude, you've only been at Christopher Newport University for a day!"
"And I already want to put a gun in my mouth"
"Dude, you've only been at Christopher Newport University for a day!"
"And I already want to put a gun in my mouth"
by evannnnnN November 6, 2007
Get the Christopher Newport University mug.A dumb pothead, drunk-ass mother fucker, who goes out on the street at late night fucking women getting Aids and shit. Negro wannabe.
Girl 1: Did you see Christopher?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.
by noH0mO March 7, 2011
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Man, I wish we could run all those Christophers out of this state and back to the city
Man, I wish we could run all those Christophers out of this state and back to the city
by VTflava April 16, 2008
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Get the Christopher Kenneth Isley mug.Supposedly one of the best Catholic elementary schools. I went there for 9 long years, and I can tell you, Holy Family is right. It's full of short, rich brats. Don't send your kid there.
kid from saint christopher: hi
other kid: hi
kid from saint christopher: me and all my friends are going to disneyland in japan do you wanna come oh that's right you can't afford it peace.
elementary crappy school what the hell
other kid: hi
kid from saint christopher: me and all my friends are going to disneyland in japan do you wanna come oh that's right you can't afford it peace.
elementary crappy school what the hell
by Ruit January 4, 2009
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