cat

ugly beast. they shed hair, and make old people sneeze. they cant go on walks? they are indoor pets and if your that ignorant enough to let them outside you probably dont take care of them. aaron henry is a cat lover<3 lmao! they smell and just lay on the middle of your couch and then when you sit on them they bit you!

Aaron: is that a cat?
Tyler: ya.. why?
Aaron: OH SWEET JESUS ITS A KITTY! I HAVE TO TWEET THIS AN TAKE A PIC FOR MY MYSPACE BWORDS! MMMMMMHM.
Tyler: (mouth drops) wtf?

by Brianna Bionic Bush June 27, 2010

Cat

Not a dog. See alabama hot pocket.

Jerry: Hey, that creature has 4 legs and a tail! But what is it...
Larry: A cat.
Jerry: What's that?
Larry: Not a dog.

by Blinklad August 20, 2008

Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

Cat

Cat is a food, which can be eaten during Thanksgiving, if you are broke to get turkey, you can have cat! It's delicious, have eaten it before. Cats are more delicious than dogs.

Hey son do you want to eat Cat?

by DingSingSong March 11, 2021

Cat

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE DEFINITION OF CATS YOU STUPID FUCK?

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT CATS ARE

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuck March 26, 2017

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014

Cat

It’s a Chinese monkey that pisses on ur laptop

I have an annoying cat

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019