Calypso

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Calypso

by FlareCO April 19, 2021

calendario

A calendar, a tool made of paper used to know what day, month and year you are in, because you are so weeb and geeky that you don't even know what fucking day it is, silly.

Wena weon, sabes qué día es hoy? (Hi dude, do you know what day it is today?)
Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
Chupalo entonces ajddajfjkaajff.
(Suck it then hahahhhahahaha.)

by Jueves September 8, 2021

Calyix

A good guy with mental issues

Is that Calyix?
yea hes not well

by Calyix September 19, 2021

Calandri

The sexiest family in the world. 200% Charisma and 150% pure sex appeal! Find one of the 3 brothers to be sure to have the best time of your life 😊. They come in limited edition and one of them is a bit young. But believe me, he is the future Chris Hemsworth!

La Calandrata, the men that you need.

Hey! Have you ever had the chance to even mention the name of one of the Calandris ?
Hell no! They are way out of my league!

by Calandri number 1 October 27, 2021

Calen

Calen is an ugly person, yet is somehow loved. He fell in love with a girl named jaeden.a beautiful girl that doesn’t know her potential, but Calen will make sure to show her one day.

Calen loves jaeden

by Gigachadddd October 31, 2021

calindwindachinda

hotgirl 69

i killed a calindwindachinda

by hotboy6969 November 15, 2021

Calyandra

Calyandras are a rare good on earth. They are difficult to handle at times and can drain much of your energy. But damn, do they make you feel good at the same time. With their sheer uniqueness, they have the ability to let you see everything that makes you through a whole different perspective. Some of their characteristic treats would be:

- Funny

- Smart as hell
- Awkward
- Taking forever to order coffee
- Making others feel special
- Always being their truest self
- Smelling like 10 great fragrances
- Being beautiful friends

If you ever get to know one of them, consider yourself lucky - there’s only like 175 of them on earth. And only one that you need to know.

„I talked to Calyandra earlier and I gotta say, great conversation“

„Did you smell that? - Yeah that’s Calyandra, she knows how to smell good.“

„Best drink anybody ever gave me.“

"Hi Calyandra, happy to know you. Sleep well."

by kirbykong November 20, 2021