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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
mugGet the A Callummug.

Callum

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute
Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression
by Issybaeness August 7, 2019
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum

A meant who doesn't shut his gob
Omg Callum is a bitch
by Dogloaver January 14, 2019
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum

Have you seen callum hes a massive stud
by Massive stud 01 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum Blythe

An ugly prick who likes to beat up Joshua buck.
Callum Blythe punched Josh Buck around the nose , then killed him.
by TheRealCallumsCorner September 11, 2018
mugGet the Callum Blythemug.

Callum

Callum "Feed me more"
by Frog hunter May 9, 2020
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum Harrison

The one above this is right for sure but not only that he has a fit mom and the 20p Is for viagra
Who’s that fat prick he must be called Callum Harrison
by Hello bish October 15, 2018
mugGet the Callum Harrisonmug.

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