callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
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If you have the opportunity to meet a Callum, never let him leave your life. Let him invade your space and you will never regret it.
If you have the opportunity to meet a Callum, never let him leave your life. Let him invade your space and you will never regret it.
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He has a huge cock.
He has a huge cock.
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