Callum

He is sooo hot and sexy. He gets all the girls unlike Landon. He has a lot of confidence and did I mention how hot he is. Sometimes Callum feelths lonely and depressed but tis thus time thou cheer thy upwards. UWU

He has a huge cock.

I heard Callum has a crush on Dallas

by Oohyeahdaddyuh July 10, 2022

mr callum

(verb) to violently smash someone over the head with something.

e.g. a shovel.

"he just mr callumed me in the head"
"did he just use the Shovel to mr callum you?"

by muffiee1 December 16, 2024

Callum

The best name ever, I love callums and wish I could be with them all the time. If you get a Callum, hold on to them forever because you will never find someone like them.

Fiona: I’m pretty great, right?
Callum: WALKS IN
Fiona: Starts praying to him

by killlists August 18, 2022

Callum

The best boyfriend You could ever ask for! He is kind, cute, hot, caring, smart and so loveable!

“Who's that sexy fella, probably a Callum.” ,callum

by Bubble_butterfly February 19, 2022

Callum

He is Megan’s boyfriend.

Megan: CALLUM’S MINE!!!!
Callum:I know lol

by Lolcakes.jk December 6, 2019

Callum hathway

Goon master edge session very goon edging

callum hathway was gooning

by sigmamaleedgmaster June 4, 2024

Callum

Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.

God that guy is such a Callum

by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021