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We Are More
by Shane Koyczan
PART 2
and yes
we are the home of the Rocket and the Great One
who inspired little number nines
and little number ninety-nines
but we're more than just hockey and fishing lines
off of the rocky coast of the Maritimes
and some say what defines us
is something as simple as please and thank you
and as for you're welcome
well we say that too
but we are more
than genteel or civilized
we are an idea in the process
of being realized
we are young
we are cultures strung together
then woven into a tapestry
and the design
is what makes us more
than the sum total of our history
we are an experiment going right for a change
with influences that range from a to zed
and yes we say zed instead of zee
by Shane Koyczan
PART 2
and yes
we are the home of the Rocket and the Great One
who inspired little number nines
and little number ninety-nines
but we're more than just hockey and fishing lines
off of the rocky coast of the Maritimes
and some say what defines us
is something as simple as please and thank you
and as for you're welcome
well we say that too
but we are more
than genteel or civilized
we are an idea in the process
of being realized
we are young
we are cultures strung together
then woven into a tapestry
and the design
is what makes us more
than the sum total of our history
we are an experiment going right for a change
with influences that range from a to zed
and yes we say zed instead of zee
This was recited at the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Olympics. 16 days, 14 gold, 7 silver, 5 bronze, 2 Olympic records broken, 1 proud country! Go Canada!
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A large North American waste of space in which there is no written or spoken language, and citizens communitecate through a series of uninteligiable grunts, and excessive beating o the chest. Engagement in normal day to day activities is non-exitent, and no sign of typical human behavior and emotions are shown.
"ugh, ugh, ugh , eeeehhhhhhhhh!"
Canada gets its name: (Letters from a hat) "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? C-A-N-A-D-A!"
Canada gets its name: (Letters from a hat) "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? C-A-N-A-D-A!"
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Canada many have said is the land that the Usa wouldnt waste the time it would take to bash all 9 of the mounties that protect that barren land to plunder and pillage everything the retarded people that dont know any better then to move to a real country, but that just isnt true. The USA is way too smart to waste the one soldier that it would take to conquer the land because the great USA knows that if they wanted the only good things that come out of Canada, the whiskey, the weed, the oil, and the whores, all they would need to do is hold up a shiny nickel and lead all of the idiots to the tundra. Though all isnt lost, Canada is holding the olympics this year and have began the first ever, sure to be the most popular and famous game of all time called " Stoning the stupid fucking Canadian " , with the USA sure to take all medals in this great event !! There is only just one problem though, all residents qualify to take part, and there just is not enough time to let every qualifier to take part !!
Hey Dude, you ever been to Canada ?? What the fuck you talking about ?? Sure I been to Canada, isnt that where the USA ships all the retards to ?? Canada is gonna be the new Asia right ??
Canada by The proud Intelligent American February 14, 2010
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Canada by mordy da hutt January 17, 2011