crying coyote

Calling for help or alarm when there is not much to be alarmed about. Like crying wolf but it is not a lie, there really is something, it's just not that bad.

"I hope the police don't think I was crying coyote when I called about a prowler that turned out to be a raccoon."

by Feralbeagle June 24, 2008

Cry well

when a person is complaining about something you say cry well

person1: how’s your week been

person2: My dog stains died

person1: cry well

by cry well May 14, 2023

am cry

When fanboy runs out of ad hominem attacks he simply types (the company he hates) am cry.

Nobody will buy PlayStation VR, VR is dead, Sony am cry.

by anonymous February 17, 2023

cry-working

cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)

When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep tele-working and be productive.

"Dude, I need a break from the news and the negativity, I've spent my whole week cry-working!"

by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020

Cry-Borg

A man who lacks empathy like he is part robot. The only emotions the Cry-Borg is programmed to display is jealousy, anger, and sadness. The Cry Borg's jealousy causes unnecessary dramatic situations which he then becomes enraged causing him to lose something he values. The Cry Borg then weeps for himself due to his self inflicted misery.

Rec beach patron: Hey is that the Leatherback over there sobbing behind the tree trying to get his limp shrivelled beef jerky dick hard.
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE

by Zip Purr-head July 16, 2022

Cry-y

That mood you're in when you can break out into tears at any moment, for any reason.

Rachel was feeling especially cry-y on this gloomy, rainy Sunday afternoon. Anything can push this girl over the edge at any moment.

by tyguy11 August 10, 2022

cope cry

The act of someone pretending to still look happy when he obviously hates something not turning out how he wished. Typically a smug hater triggered about something succeeding despite his obvious wishes for schadenfreude and superiority otherwise. Equivalent to the meme about Frustrated Wojak wearing a mask to hide it.

Nothing these losers can do except to cope cry with laugh reacts, lies, and irrelevant other topics they also cry about.

by zaroneon January 15, 2021