Angry cougar

When your fucking an old lady and you stick your fingers down her throat and she pukes on your dick then you slap her Cause she puked on your dick then run out knocking her dead husbands picture over

Jamie: “ why do you have a black eye” billy: “I gave this hoe an angry cougar and she hit me”

by Crackhead696666 November 30, 2017

Cougar

A woman, usually in 35+ single or married, sexually aroused, and attractive, who is sick of her same-age counterparts who typically are smelly, hairy, overweight, and lazy, terrible in sex, and so forth. Cougars usually do all they can to be in shape and look much younger. Cougars seek younger men wherever they can find them.

That cougar over there looks fine as ever, I thought she was 21!

by Itsallgoodhomie917 May 7, 2008

Cougar Trough

A feeding trough created for luring cougars into a viewing area. The trough should be 45"-55" long, 15"-20" wide, and exactly 16" deep. If the trough is placed more than 6 inches above the ground it will not be effective in luring cougars. Make sure that you view the cougars from further than 50' away; they are dangerous animals that can attack suddenly; especially if the food in the trough is not prepared correctly. The bait should be fresh, raw meat, with a hint of tomato seasoning. Important! Cougars will rarely visit a cougar trough on the first day it is constructed; be patient!

The best way to observe a cougar in the wild is to construct a Cougar Trough to lure him in.

by SDZoo BigCat Keeper August 20, 2011

cougarlicious

An adjective to describe an older woman who preys on younger men.

That Meredith woman is so cougarlicious. Did you hear about how she sent that boy off to his study abroad program in style??

by yoshiko1 May 13, 2011

Cougar Mover

1. Songs commonly played at clubs that are sure fire ways to get the high waisted jeans, fake tits, and 80's hair off the wall and into the crotch of some guy in his early 20's.

2. A delight to the drunk and desperate, and a nightmare to every god fearing mother's son.

No-fail cougar movers are: Bust a move, I love Rock and Roll, Anything by Aerosmith and most things by ACDC

by Cougar trapper February 26, 2009

Cougarlated

The act of getting violated by a Cougar.

Tim: Damn, Dude, I just got Cougarlated.
Fred: What happened?
Tim: You know that cougar that was sitting at the bar?
Fred: Yeah.
Tim: When I walked by her, she leaned over and kissed me. I didn't see it coming.
Fred: Yep, you got Cougarlated.

by backrow boys August 27, 2009

Rotting cougar

When sleeping with an older woman you vomit on her chest then slap her in the stomach and when the vomit splashes everywhere you take your hands and rub them through her hair. After doing so proceed to crouch over her face and take a messy shit all over her mouth and rub the fecal matter in every open orifice possible, including ear canals.

Mrs. Tennenbaum's husband wont make her into a rotting cougar, what a pussy!

by Cick February 19, 2010