coma-toast

what happens when you smoke too much good weed.
"ha ha dude, i smoked so much weed last night my brain was coma-toast
by the real max power February 10, 2010
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Coma Ben Laden

A state of body and mind where a person goes into a comatose state after a night of drinking and smoking. The person is usually found slouched in a chair or lying on the ground, unresponsive, and with eyes shut or nearly so but yet still trying to be a part of said party. Named after me since it was such a common occurrence.
Ty: What happened to Ben?
AJ: He went Coma Ben Laden on us.
by Ben DeBliek Anderson April 07, 2008
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post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.
It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.
by Rutta11 April 06, 2016
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three day coma

When doing cris cold turkey I went into my three day coma, then I felt better.
by DDGDevice February 08, 2017
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Sad coma

Sad coma
One form of clinical depression, when a person is depressed to the point of immobility, unable to get up and do the functions of normal daily life.
"What's up, dude? You haven't been to classes or the dining hall for three days."
"I'm in a Sad coma, man I'm deeply bummed out. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't even get out of my room.
Dude, this is serious. You need to get help. Lemme give you the number of my therapist. I've been where you are, and he really helped.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou February 16, 2019
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Queens park coma

The state of complete relaxation experienced by government employees on a Friday (or any other day for that matter). Often induced by too much alcohol and too little work. The Queens park coma takes it's name from the Ontario provincial parliament, Toronto.
Person 1: How was work?
Person 2: Dude, it was awesome. I drank like 3 beers at lunchtime, laid back in my chair with the TV on and fell into a Queens park coma!
by 1982jefe April 24, 2009
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Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

fat hangover food coma
by ltstlkbtspcshps August 14, 2011
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