CHOW ASS

1) The act of eating ass in an all-out manner. There is no second guessing, no hesitation, no asking for permission, no being a little bitch; you just go for it like you own their butthole. Tongue usually penetrates far beyond the rim- the true portal to their soul.

2) The destigmatization of anilingus:

Chow Ass: "I would never lick her butt (that's disgusting), but I would DEFINITELY chow her ass"

by thisisclassmore May 19, 2023

Chow mien

Getting a rimjob and shitting ( accidentally or not) In the rimmers mouth.

I was getting a mad rimjob then I gave her/him the chow mien

by Dashle15 July 27, 2021

sam chow

some chinese dickhead with shit eyebrows

Girl: oh my god that chinese guy is kinda cute
Boy: lol yeah but check out those shit eyebrows he's probably a dickhead too
Girl: oh my god hes such a sam chow

Boy: kill yourself

by iwasuplatenightballing November 28, 2017

Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023

Fap Chow

A form of oral which involves eating it but not really and also beating your own...
Maybe with your cousin

I fap chowed my cousin

by Sloppy Dave Bob August 3, 2022

reft ming chow mang

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person

Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"

by HeldStorm June 25, 2017

Tadpole Chow

The latest breed of trending dog appearing sporadically in various neighborhoods of Brooklyn, NY. Though still highly unobtainable, the 'Taow' (as sometimes referred to) is quite lovely with a wiry mane and demure, but friendly demeanor.

Brad: I'm thinking of getting a Tadpole Chow™ to help me get over my ex and maybe also meet a few ladies by the Bandshell this summer.

Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.

by justacquiesce June 11, 2011