Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.
Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.
Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.
Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.
Guy 1: I guess you're right.
Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.
Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.
Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.
Guy 1: I guess you're right.
by Lolquoi February 21, 2011

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

when you're unable to manipulate something put into your possessions or unable to control someone or something into a stable range of management.
other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it
other interpretations:
you can't handle this
you can't handle it
boy: can i talk to you for a second?
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.
girl: no.
boy: can i just...
girl: no.
boy: well, just...
girl: no.
boy: you can't handle me, anyway.
by youcan'thandleme December 22, 2007

1. Lis: Look at that Guy wearing a Banana suit.
Lauren: Oh wow, I just really can't.
2. Makayla: Do you like my new Yellow Weave?
Jaclyn: Hell no, I just really can't.
3. Nicole: I just found out that you're Boyfriend cheated on you.
Thaddeus: I just really can't.
4. Steph: So I'm pissed? I just really can't.
Lauren: Oh wow, I just really can't.
2. Makayla: Do you like my new Yellow Weave?
Jaclyn: Hell no, I just really can't.
3. Nicole: I just found out that you're Boyfriend cheated on you.
Thaddeus: I just really can't.
4. Steph: So I'm pissed? I just really can't.
by xoRebelFlower January 18, 2012

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.
Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.
by ab5sr May 12, 2016

What someone says as they cover their eyes and pretend to be invisible. They are looking for attention, so give them some, THWAP!
Sween - (covers eyes) You can't see me!
John - (smacks sween in the back of the head) Now I see you, you little rascal!
John - (smacks sween in the back of the head) Now I see you, you little rascal!
by Flipynif July 5, 2004

A term used by trashier/lower class people. Used usually when a fight is imminent, "You can't whoop me" pretty much means "You can't beat me." Most of the time the person who says this loses.
Person 1: Square up real quick
Person 2: Why, you can't whoop me.
Person 1: We'll see about that...
*Person 1 whoops Person 2*
Person 2: Why, you can't whoop me.
Person 1: We'll see about that...
*Person 1 whoops Person 2*
by LLCOOLJAYYLMAO May 15, 2016
