Cactus Crotch Syndrome

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.
When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.
by Manscaper2.0 March 15, 2010
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goes home to a cactus

when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected
when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus
by harrysupperrighttit November 17, 2020
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Arizona Cactus Prickle

The act of using your chin to masturbate a girl. There must be a beard or a few days growth to properly perform this act.
Guy 1: So my girlfriend is pissed at me today.

Guy 2: Why? What happened?

Guy 1: Well, last night I was going down on her and she kept saying she couldn't really feel it all that well. So I gave her the old Arizona Cactus Prickle and she hasn't spoke to me since!!

Guy 2: HaHa!!! Damn!!!
by ASP Drunk July 11, 2009
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Rotund Nigga Cactus

That Nigga took my beans! Rotund Nigga Cactus!
by RotundNiggaCactus March 25, 2019
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Pearl Cactus

The act of giving a nasty ass fugly woman a cream pie. Her vagina is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. Similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the vaginal region.
Last year PJ gave a nasty fat soroity girl a pearl cactus. I heard he's paying child support now.
by JOKRGUY2012 January 28, 2011
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Rusty cactus

When a ginger person shaves their pubic region and sticks them to a male's penis and fucks them up the anus until they shit down their shaft
When my wife performed a rusty cactus she shit down my shaft and it got caught in my japs eye
by Humphrey cavendish February 28, 2014
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The brawl stars cactus

Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day
The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.
by Stylix November 25, 2019
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