Benjamin Button

When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.

Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.

by MTeasy October 26, 2011

Benjaminlike

To be strong as an ox, quick as a ninja and wily as a fox while naturally exhuding unsurpassed intelligence, undeniable charm, unique humor, unsurpassed whit, and utilizing an extremely broad set of skills that help in all aspects of life.

Girl 1: "Is that guy a superhero? He's sooo HOT!"
Girl 2: "No. He is just benjaminlike but I think he is ridiculously HOT as well!!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016

Benjamin

Benjamin is a guy whom has a great resemblance with elephants especially Benjamin Blümchen.He has the smallest dick with an average of 1 inch long.

Watching Animal Planet: Wow that Benjamin is great.

by R£8007 January 11, 2018

Benjamin

An irregular bowl movement. Also likely the alternative name for the complete imbecile Godzooky, the son of Godzilla.

"Woah, did your stomach just utter a Benjamin?"

by aduckbyanyothername March 2, 2018

Benjamin buttoned

Starting a relationship in reverse.

We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.

by Bonoz June 30, 2018

Benjamin Johnson

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

Benjamin

Benjamin is that one guy who still has to give you that 5 bucks. You allways remind him but he never gives it back. Don’t be a Benjamin

Greg: Hey benjamin can you give me my 5 bucks back?
Benjamin: Yeah man, i’ll give it to you tomorrow.

by Jur1234 August 16, 2019