fore bumper

Forehead while getting kid to sleep

Fore bumper eyewinker nose dripper chin chopper

by Pool bound April 12, 2021

Bumper bully

In racing, bumper bully refers to a driver being on another driver’s bumper. The cars have to be under 3 feet from each other

The bumper bully caused him to make a mistake under pressure

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

Bumper locking

A secret FBI tactic they use against terrorist, mass shooters, and spies. They apply agressive and intimating tactics that make you wanna knock their teeth out. Similar to gangstalking. "The FBI retaliation program".

If the FBI bumper locking me I'ma knock out there teeth on the spot.

by TI Satan November 24, 2022

Bumper

Someone who needs to be destroyed

Get the bumper before it causes harm

by Banige September 11, 2023

Bumper Eater

When you follow tooo close on the highway .

Can you Believe this car behind me? He is a total bumper eater.

by Paytonlisious40 September 15, 2025

Bumper sandwich

When you are backing your truck up and you hit a screaming goblin man with the back of your truck

man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by YellowSnow121 February 20, 2025

Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022