spit on my bumper 

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

spit on my bumper by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

Nick-nacks on the bumper

Small scratches on the car, specifically on the bumper. It’s an Uptown New York slang that I just learned.

For sure I’ll have some nick-nacks on the bumper, it’s my first car.

Nick-nacks on the bumper by kbilgek September 3, 2023

Under the bumper warranty 

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

Under the bumper warranty by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

on yo bumper 

word describe as being on someone's ass, if someone says they’re “on yo bumper,” they’re essentially letting you know they’re coming after you.

Stop running lil hoe, I'm on yo bumper nigga!

on yo bumper by Somaya August 1, 2024

Cut your rear bumper off 

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

Cut your rear bumper off by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025

Alabama toad bumper 

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

Alabama toad bumper by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Third gear, bumper to bumper

used to describes someone or something thats extremely gay in nature
(please use this term with caution if you yourself do not drive in third gear, bumper to bumper)

"do you think he drives in third gear?"
"Oh yea, he definitely drives in third gear, bumper to bumper!"

Third gear, bumper to bumper by skypup May 9, 2026