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buggerfucktwat

Offensive, chiefly Brit. Contraction of bugger (sodomise), fuck (fornicate), and twat (cunt).

Used as a superlative in the rare case that two expletives will not suffice, to describe someone so utterly contemptible and stupid that the utterer has to search her mind for a sufficiently potent approbrium.
What?!! You sold your twelve year old sister to a Romanian sex ring mafioso for half a cabbage? You... You... BUGGERFUCKTWAT!!!!!!
by moofmonkey November 25, 2003
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jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.
1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.
by John March 30, 2003
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Bugger it all for a lark

Bugger it all for a lark, this job sucks hardcore mantitties.
by Yixin July 21, 2006
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Ninja Butler

The Ninja Butler is a great and mysterious being... always using his power for good. He moves undetected in your home doing good deeds and bringing joy to all. His most common good deeds are bringing cups of tea, flipping the mattress and putting clean sheets on, and cleaning the kitchen sink.

His kindness knows no boundaries... his expertise knows no equal.

He's currently thought to live in northern England.
She looked down and saw a hot cup of tea that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere... the Ninja Butler strikes again.
by Jamie Paris September 29, 2008
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Buggerers Grips

Huge sideburns on a gay mans face that can be grabbed by his bummer behind him and used for both balance and pleasure. See also sodomisers straps
"Help this man named tarquin keeps raping me up my tight giggins butthole i would shake him off butt he has me by the buggerers grips AH AHHHH AHAAHHAHA thats banjo gravy oh no here come ben h to join the party thats my ear nnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
by Gypsy Mcbonkon December 30, 2004
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Butler

A man who looks after all the needs of your very own manservant. Or someone who lives up someone elses Arsehole.
"I haven't seen much of Paul since he became Andrew's butler!"
by BistoYeti November 14, 2011
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little bugger

1) a species of wild animal often found in school classrooms.

2) a small dog which thinks that "come here" means "run as fast as possible in the opposite direction", and/or who thinks it's amusing to investigate inaccessible places, and/or who likes to roll in goose shit.

3) a small homosexual.
1) I'm teaching a class of 40, and all but one or two are little buggers. I caught one of the little buggers this morning with a pencil up his nose.

2) Come here, you little bugger! Here! I said HERE! HERE!!!!! NO NOT OVER THERE! HERE! (repeat for half an hour)

3) The little bugger had to stand on a chair to reach his partner's arse
by Andy April 19, 2004
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