Bare Bowling

The act of lifting up the toilet seat, resting your bottom directly on the outer ring of the bowl and dumping.

Cliff: Hey Ronnie! You doing okay in there?
Ronnie: Of course I am. Got a great poo flow going. Probably because I'm bare bowling.

Roger: Hey Don. Do you have he answer to question number 2 about Ben Franklins dumping style?
Don: Yeah, he was a bare bowler.

by CornChipSammy March 20, 2015

Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.

E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"

by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017

Ball Bowl

The extra skin on a man's ball sack is stretched by the fingers and formed into a bowl. Usually used for eating foods such as cereal, soup, or even chip dipping.

Friend: Dude, where am I gonna put this salsa to eat these chips with?
You: Don't worry man we can use my ball bowl

by HudBalls December 16, 2011

carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.

Socially awkward? Carving the bowl should do the trick in public!

by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019

Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.

Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."

by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013

Slippery bowl

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.

*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"

by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015

Noodle Bowl

At a concert, this would be the hippie equivalent of a moshpit.

Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.

by wecanhavehightimes July 18, 2018