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Gordons-border

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.
"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"
by Lord Beagle Fotherington-Smythe February 17, 2008
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on the border between Venus and California

completely out of touch with reality
She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.
by theprincessofdarkness April 30, 2009
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pulling a bonder

When guys are completely confident on Windows Live Messenger, but in real life they're completely shy.
Rory: oh and you look nice in that picture :)
Amy: look at you, you're pulling a bonder!
by Dreamono August 21, 2009
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Chess Without Borders

Simultaneously playing two or more games of chess.
The informant was trading the same info with multiple agencies. He was playing Chess Without Borders with the CIA.
by Fortune Pen November 5, 2012
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Alice in Borderland season 2

HOHOHOLY SHIT! That was good! What did I tell you? Didn't I say that it was a great anime? Didn't get the recognition it deserved? They made a Netflix adaptation! It was great. Not a single thing about it was bad. Other anime adaptations could learn a thing or two.
Hym "Ooooooohhhh!!!! Alice in Borderland season 2 was so good! The fight scene with the King of Spades? 'It was the only way I knew how to save you' UGH! 😩 It's so tragic! It almost brought a tear to my eye. And the Queen of Hearts? So charming and wholesome! And evil! I love her! And the Chishiya games? Brilliant. He's awesome. Favorite character. Too cool for school but not too cool to look at explosions. Great. I loved it. Loved the whole thing and I binged it the day it came out. Go watch it now! Go watch it now or I'll travel to every water bottling plant and piss in all of the drinking water. You might not be able to taste it but we'll both know it's there. You'll be drinking my pee. Forever. Every man woman and child will drink piss indefinitely. My piss. All because you're too stubborn to watch a good show."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
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Boder

To pass responsibility of something you don't want to do to an unsuspecting co-worker.
buddy fucker
He left for a 3 hour lunch and Bodered me with all this work that is due today.
by Gatorman November 6, 2004
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border leechers

border leechers are people who leech off a bigger city or other state that is nearby them. they also tend to be from other states.
perfect example would be how hudson wisconsin leeches off the twin cities metro area in minnesota. they are not minnesotans they are border leechers.
by emmakitty November 25, 2006
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