mountain biker

Mountain Biker is a shit house person who has OCD. OCD with MTB, shredding, trail cookies, bikes, mahalo, marlo and Whistler. OCD also with kamikaze, such as launching himself off big ass jumps.

Only rides park, dad only comes to witness first-hand where the ambulance will take him to this time.

Mountain biker somehow believes that riding around, shredding trails, forest surfing and eating trail cookies is more beneficial than finishing school. (AKA bro).
Common vocab used by mountain biker is mahalo, marlo, shred, trail cookies, shred hard ma dudes and im faster than you.

A mountain biker is a forest surfer who shreds.

by JellypopJess June 10, 2017

Wunch of Bankers

A joke, the collective noun for a group of bankers.
A twist on Bunch of Wankers.

Person 1: Do you know what is the collective noun for a group of bankers?
Person 2: No idea.
Person 1: A Wunch of Bankers!
Person 2: What... oh, I see, a bunch of wankers!

by Jethro Gibbs December 22, 2010

Binder

(v) to know a girl (in the biblical sense) after intentionally getting her drunk.

1. Yo, dawg. you shoulda seen this phat bitch i bindered last nite!

2. My friend JP bindered Dunny last nite. It was quite classless.

3. Rob tries to binder girls but fails all the time. He sucks.

by The DC July 23, 2008

Bonker

Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.

TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.

Damn dude, that shit's rough.

by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll February 20, 2011

Binternet

Website or online forum where rabid feminists can disparage all things masculine.

Q: "Where's Marie?"
A: "Oh, on the binternet bitching about men. As usual."

by Duckncover May 23, 2004

Binger

A bong or water pipe of any kind. Also a bong hit, or a hit from a water pipe.

C'mon, just one little binger to brighten up your day.
Pass me the Binger, Jerk.

by BuntaBagz October 4, 2010

binders full of women

Mitt Romney's gaffe when he talked about asking women's groups for potential Cabinet candidates. But you can feel free to misconstrue it as his way of condescendingly calling a group of women as if they're his whores.

Yep, when I was a governor of Massachusetts, I got binders full of women.

by mnihnuht October 17, 2012