Maroon 5

Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.

A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!

by Who’R’You December 21, 2014

April 5

They day the most amazing and the sexiest boy you’ll ever know was born.

Omg it’s april 5 it’s that really cute guys birthday

by Jefftheboi_74 October 10, 2019

June 5

These people are real bad bitches,funny,humourus and everyone's friend. Though they switch moods way too easily and may just betray you. Not very loyal friends,but pretty hot chicks.

"She's born on June 5"
"Damn,be careful with her. Though she's hot"

by Ifuckedyourdadlastnight November 9, 2019

august 5

august 5 is national boyfriends day and you should go appeciate him for everything

hey babe it’s august 5 love you so much thank you

by 1234sophie5781 August 4, 2019

5's

call 5's on a seat so no one can take it for the amount of time called 5's =5 minutes on a seat when your gone

5's on the green chair

by nate fine May 23, 2004

Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020

5 Shave

An alternative term for buzzcut. The term derives itself from the way closely-buzzed hair on the scalp resembles a five o'clock shadow.

"It's time for me to get a haircut. Nothing elaborate, just a 5 shave will do."

by RhythmDoc January 15, 2014