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Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.
My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.
by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018
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Squad battles

1. A place where neeks gather because they cannot play real people, they find solitude in beating a fucking computer on beginner difficulty.

2. Like division rivals but for those with no friends and lots of time.
Did you see Charlie playing squad battles?”

“Eww what a nonce”
by Div_rivals_gang October 12, 2020
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fortnite battle pass

fortnite battle pass yea i just shit out my ass booting up my pc cuz i need me to get that fortnite battle pass
*gunshot*
i wouldent try and get the fortnite battle pass
by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022
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Boof Battle

You attach a straw from your butthole to a strippers butthole and fart cocaine back and forth
Hey man check it out! Pube Pirate and Buff Bucket are on the bar having a boof battle!”
by 3tbspOfgravy March 18, 2022
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Fortnite Battle Royale

Its like a video game, a battle royale.
you like shoot people and like build sometimes.
by SillySausage42 September 1, 2022
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Fat Finger Battle

Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.
haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".
by surasak86 June 5, 2014
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Iowa-class battleship

The last class of battleship built for the United States Navy, and the absolute pinnacle of battleship technology. Originally, six were planned (USS Illinois and USS Kentucky), however due to aircraft carriers taking over the role of flagship from the battleship, both were cancelled and scrapped. Four were completed: USS Iowa (BB-61), USS New Jersey (BB-62), USS Missouri (BB-63), and USS Wisconsin (BB-64). Those four battleships, still afloat today as museums, are among the most highly decorated warships in the US Navy, and even the world, for good reason. The Iowa-class have served in WWII, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Gulf War, and in the Cold War against the expanded Soviet Navy.

The main armament of the Iowa-class is their 16-inch/50 caliber Mark 7 naval rifles, capable of firing a shell up to 27 miles away. They are also armed with numerous CIWS systems, 5-inch dual purpose guns as secondaries, and even Tomahawk missiles. Their armor is also impressive: It was designed to take hits from the Japanese Yamato-class battleships, which fired 18.1-inch shells, so you can imagine how tough it is. As said above, all are currently museum ships, but at least two are ready to be recommissioned at any time the US needs these gunships.
''Pft, the Iowa-class battleship would annihilate the Yamato-class any day! Based American FCS over optical sights!''
''Erm, you do know that the Yamato-class also had radar, right?''
''Yes, but not the radar American ships had!''
by Firebolt1089 August 13, 2018
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