Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy

"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

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batter

To kick the fucking shit out of someone

"I'm gonna fucking batter that mug"

by Alex Reah July 17, 2006

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fanny batter

lemon curd residue produced by the minge, the phrase has a distinctive ring to it and conjures great imagery. fanny batter is what coats fishy fingers.

while licking her out i nearly spewed from the over-powering stench of her fanny batter.

by Anders April 5, 2003

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battering ram

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.

fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!

by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006

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Buttery Wisconsin

When you stick a big veiny bastard into a country crock tub of butter proceeding to get a crazy hand job while smearing excessive amounts of butter on her ass hole, then inserting your dick deep into a chicks ass while cutting the cheese (fart)(stink nugget).

Keep running your mouth, im gunna have to take you in the back and give you a buttery wisconsin.

I cheesed on you bitch last night.

Shit gets buttery when im lowced out.

I gave your bitch a b-dub.

by Shawn (Somthin Nasty) Jenkins June 4, 2009

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