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Basketball

A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar
I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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garbage basketball

a baller using a trashcan and what ever needs to be thrown away as a means to play b'ball.
"my failed attempt at a poem turned out to be a great three point shot from across the room after i crumpled it up and shot from across the room and that is how i play garbage basketball"
by twigg89 October 30, 2015
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Basketballs

They are a pair of basketballs, such a sexy relationship!
by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019
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Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
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Rare Skee-Ball Hi-Top Shoe Basketball Arcade Game

High Tops was produced by Skee Ball, Inc. in 0.

Skee Ball, Inc. released 19 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1980.

Other machines made by Skee Ball, Inc. during the time period High Tops was produced include Alley Hoops, Circus Hi Rise, Killer Beez, Operation Vortex 2000, and Skee Ball Classic.
Bob: I’m going to play the Rare Skee-Ball Hi-Top Shoe Basketball Arcade Game Today.
by Your bob September 2, 2022
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Basketball

A term used when you want to jam or masturbate or when your horny
Michael: Hey emma i’m going to go play basketball

Emma: Lets 1v1 in basketball and see who lasts longer
by mikey699924 June 4, 2022
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Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg
Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*
by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022
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