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PJ bandit

PJ Bandit: A fictional character like the tooth fairy (aka toof fairy) that strikes poor, lazy people that are too lazy to put on real clothes, often lacking a sense of self respect (and usually a real job) and basic hygiene skills. Too lazy to get dressed, brush your teeth & comb your hair.
Yo, you see them lazy ass girls over there? Damn PJ Bandit done struck again!
by HBICONE April 20, 2017
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Bandit the demon

The monster of every universe (bad oc mde by an idiot) he is an anti-hero; not good or bad; neutral, he has over 13,000 au's. He is an scientist
by Bandit the demon October 6, 2020
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No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag
Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit
by Howwr October 27, 2020
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Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!
by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021
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Bandit fucking

Fingering someone with your hand in the shape of a gun, much like the way a bandit holds a six shooter
Jimmy thought Lorie was uptight, until he went about bandit fucking her all night.
by creedy July 5, 2012
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brita bandit

A friend, or more often a roommate, who constantly finishes off a water filter, such as a brita filter, without refilling it. Note that this person also is prone to finish off other items, such as chips or hard-boiled eggs, without taking the time to make or buy more.
Oh man, I'm about to lose it with Virgil. That brita bandit had the gall to finish off my eggs and leave me with an empty dish. Don't worry though, I got him back by leaving him a surprise in his toilet.
by lemon pops January 24, 2019
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Leaf Bandit

A person who roams their neighborhood grabbing other people's leaves, typically the 30 gallon paper bagged variety, for the purpose of making garden compost for the next growing season. This action is usually performed during night.
Jim is the town's leaf bandit, last year he managed to grab over 200 bags of leaves so he could make compost.
by chikken_nuggs October 21, 2018
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