dry ballin 

dri-BALL'n: latin origin (v.) when a man steams his wrinkly genitals with a hand held steamer while masturbating

"Did you see Rick with his steamer in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah, he was dry ballin in front of the entire team!"

dry ballin by Eileenzamora August 22, 2017

real ballin 

Real Ballin: When your girl makes you wear a condom, so you heil Hitler with your dick while inside her so the condom breaks and the kids come out Nazis.

When you get home and you just want to get some real balling on

real ballin by Zzzrrr October 2, 2017

J ballin 

When one hangs their balls outside one chosen leg hole of their whitey-tighties.

Gormo: You free ballin’ tonight my guy?
Jalen: Naw, I’m J ballin’ son.

J ballin by myrealnameisbaker June 21, 2018

Dry ballin 

When you see a level 9 hottie, and you think you might cream in your pants but don't.

Hey, Jon look over there...that chick has got me dry ballin!

Dry ballin by Jade Canyon June 10, 2019

Poke Ballin' 

When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.

Oh jeez Robs really Poke Ballin'.

Poke Ballin' by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020

Palm ballin

The act of firmly grabbing your testicales with your hand

“Bro, Tim was totally palm balling in class”

Palm ballin by Seeamovie12 May 2, 2021

Pretend Ballin' 

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.

He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'

Pretend Ballin' by Miss Ted August 30, 2021