Dick Bagel

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.

1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.

by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010

everything bagel

1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly

Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel

by Wesker! January 4, 2008

Bagel Orgy

Three or more people fucking while eating bagels at same time. Some say its the perfect combination.

I went to a bagel orgy last night. Got sooo much sex...and some bagels. It was fucking awesome!!

by Numnum555 March 1, 2011

nigerian bagel

where a man butfucks a partner. after the asshole is loose the man then shits in his partners asshole then the man goes back and packs in his shit in his partners asshole

go nigerian bagel your girlfriend.

by Mike Honcho from PlayGirl Mag March 7, 2008

jew bagel

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker

My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!

by huskerfan4life52 November 8, 2008

war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who survived the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandparents are war bagels."

by pjiy February 26, 2009

Bagel Bitch

A man whore who sends seductive pictures of oneself doing innapropriate things with a bagel. These pictures turn many women on.

Hey did you hear about bagel bitch?

Yeah I bet he will get laid someday...

by Quackers14505 March 21, 2009