Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.

I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.

by Bill Murray July 20, 2016

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miles mcgann

miles mcgann is dumbo silly pants. he flirts with everyone in the world and dylan pearce has the biggest crush on him.

Man that miles mcgann is soooo few hundredths!
Got that right!

please publish this it would mean so much

by gurgletimmygurgle December 9, 2018

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3,000 miles

Where Khalilah is, she is in Baghdad city and she is also looking pretty on this wonderful night. She is also blind. She is also really hot. Literally.

“Hey there Khalilah what’s it like in Baghdad city, I’m 3,000 miles away but tonight you’re looking pretty can’t you see”

by Shamima_69_2BorderCross_Pro February 6, 2022

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Uganda Mile

This is a unit of measurement commonly used around the world. It is the distance from Sacramento, CA to Kampala, Uganda (9,278 miles). This unit of measurement is used in astrophysics calculations and canoe racing.

From Sacramento to Moscow, it is 0.625134727 Uganda Miles.

by HardcoreSodoku November 20, 2018

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Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

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